splat! ( i think they have that in the drug stores)
HA HA HA HA
Men are good for only one thing and thats making good clothes hangers
KILL HIM DARLING
YOU KILL HIM AND YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MATILDA BLACKHEART, DYE YOUR HAIR JET BACK (IF YOURE BLONDE) OR BLONDE (IF YOURE DARK HAIRED), FLEE TO MILAN AND LIVE IN THE STREETS ROUGH STREETS UNTIL I FIND YOU, AND MAKE YOU MY PERSONAL MUSE
“beans beans beans, the magical fruit- the more you eat the more you toot”
sorry, darling i’ve got nothing. ive been busy chasing Starfire around trying to convince her clothes are her friend.
Yes darling its high in Iron, Calcium and Vitamin A!
As you all know I’m Edna Mode, goddess of all things spandex. There is something that has come to my attention regarding costumes that use real animal furs and feathers.
As a top class costume designer, I am able to appreciate the beauty of animal furs in clothing. They have this exotic, regal appearance associated with the rich and powerful. The problem is the feeling of looking like fabulous royalty is shortlived when you compare it to the longterm misery and endangerment to our animal friends out there.
Now, rest assured I am no PETA I will not throw red paint or pig blood on anyone for walking around in a fur coat. Why? Because darlings that would disrespect the memory of the animal that had its life taken for that coat. But here’s some examples of costumes that could probably go without the fur..
Kraven the Hunter
Darling, the lions called they want their face and teeth back…You have a nice body you can go around hunting naked, its not like anyone will see you or anything and if they did its not a big deal…Just make sure you protect your dingalinglingdingdong down there because you also have made enemies with not only superheroes but with nature and I would think that would be the first weak spot a tiger would go after. Perhaps you should make a coconut cup or something for that place..
Felicia, Faux Fur would do your costume just as much good as the real stuff, and its cheaper because I know for a fact trying to repair leather/latex can get expensive in the long run.
I swear to God, If those wings were taken from any type of bird I will collaborate with Scarecrow so we can haunt you with guilt for the rest of your poorly dressed crime fighting days.
So please costumed crime fighters, lets join forces to protect our animal friends :)