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Hello.
As you all know I’m Edna Mode, goddess of all things spandex. There is something that has come to my attention regarding costumes that use real animal furs and feathers.
As a top class costume designer, I am able to appreciate the beauty of animal furs in clothing. They have this exotic, regal appearance associated with the rich and powerful. The problem is the feeling of looking like fabulous royalty is shortlived when you compare it to the longterm misery and endangerment to our animal friends out there.
Now, rest assured I am no PETA I will not throw red paint or pig blood on anyone for walking around in a fur coat. Why? Because darlings that would disrespect the memory of the animal that had its life taken for that coat. But here’s some examples of costumes that could probably go without the fur..
Kraven the Hunter
Darling, the lions called they want their face and teeth back…You have a nice body you can go around hunting naked, its not like anyone will see you or anything and if they did its not a big deal…Just make sure you protect your dingalinglingdingdong down there because you also have made enemies with not only superheroes but with nature and I would think that would be the first weak spot a tiger would go after. Perhaps you should make a coconut cup or something for that place..
Black Cat
Felicia, Faux Fur would do your costume just as much good as the real stuff, and its cheaper because I know for a fact trying to repair leather/latex can get expensive in the long run.
Red Robin
I swear to God, If those wings were taken from any type of bird I will collaborate with Scarecrow so we can haunt you with guilt for the rest of your poorly dressed crime fighting days.
*ahem*
So please costumed crime fighters, lets join forces to protect our animal friends :)
Darling it took me a while to get back to your post because I fainted and went into a coma for a few days looking at some of these awful hobo suits DC came out with.
I shall be writing them an open leter of outrage and demand whoever they hired to design costumes over there to be FIRED.
I love it and I don’t want to see it ever change!
I love a costume that can make people feel feelings from envy to awe. Karen is a powerhouse and regardless of what people think about her costume she never once has let it define who she is as a person and as a hero.
*sighs* Darling, I get tears in my eyes just thinking about her..
I believe in the evolution of style darling. Some heroes stay with their signature costume because it’s such a major part of who they are while others like to change because they themselves have experienced change and they embrace it.
Fashion isn’t just about frills and thrills! Its about expressing yourself without ever having to say a word…
No no no, that cannot be allowed - the perfection of the face painting art must not be tainted by such disgracefulness.
As well as being timely to paint on in the rush of saving the world.
What were you thinking Madamme Mode?
There are face paints that are waterproof and smear resistant darling.
The face paint idea is more appropriate for vigilantes who aren’t in a hurry and prefer to look for crime to fight rather than be suddenly called to it. (freelance vigilantes- mostly specialize in smaller types of villainy)
